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Hahnemann's coffee theory (1803)

YouBetErasmus on December 9, 2009
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old print of a 1780s London coffee house scene.
Christian Friedrich Samuel Hahnemann (1755-1843), was a German physician and some say the father of homeopathy. He had a theory about coffee: it was the cause of all human illness.

Coffee theory of increased deliciousness

YouBetErasmus on December 9, 2009
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sam graph
The less money you have or the more debt you are in, the more the deliciousness of a coffee beverage increases.

Donut theory of Journalism

YouBetErasmus on December 9, 2009
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diagram of donut jouralism model
In his 1986 book, 'The Uncensored War' David Hallin created a new model of dynamic of journalism containing three spheres: the sphere of legitimate debate, the sphere of consensus and the sphere of deviance. The resulting model looks like a donut. The institutional ability of journalism to define 'legitimate debate' has peaked and is fast eroding.

Banana Donut Theory (Born-Frechet kernel)

YouBetErasmus on December 9, 2009
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a banana donut  graphic
Banana Doughnut theory argues the area that influences the ray velocity is the surrounding material and not the infinitesimally small ray path. This surrounding material forms a tube enclosing the ray but does not incorporate the ray path itself.

Donut Theory of Universe (Black Hole)

YouBetErasmus on December 9, 2009
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Donut Theory of Universe (Black Hole)
Black holes may be shaped like tiny donuts. If this is true, it is also likely true there are more than four dimensions of left & right, up & down, front & back and time. The implications are huge. Another dimension could also mean multiple, additional dimensions according to string theory.

Donut theory of crime

YouBetErasmus on December 9, 2009
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cops in front of a donut shop
The number of donut shops in a city is directly proportional to its crime rate. More crime => more Police Officers-per-capita => larger donut consumption potential => more donut shops.

Donut theory of increasing mistakes

YouBetErasmus on December 9, 2009
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Homer Simpson eating donut
The likelihood of a mistake increases each time an extra screen and an extra human are added to a system, because, invariably, someone somewhere will be eating a donut rather than concentrating on their job.

9/11 - No Plane hit the Pentagon

YouBetErasmus on December 7, 2009
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AA flight 77
Thierry Meyssan first argued in L’Effroyable Imposture (published in English as 9/11: The Big Lie) that American Airlines Flight 77 did not crash into the Pentagon. He argues the Pentagon was hit by a missile launched by elements from inside the U.S. government.

9/11: The WTC collapse was a controlled demolition

YouBetErasmus on December 7, 2009
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WTC, South Tower as it collapses
The pancake-style implosion of the twin towers on 9/11 was not the result of the airplane collisions. The South tower collapsed anywhere from 1 to 8 seconds shy gravitational freefall in a vacuum. Only a planned demolition could help a building collapse that fast.

Tiger Woods, Elin fights back theory

YouBetErasmus on November 30, 2009
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Elin Woods, Tiger's wife
Tiger didn't crash. He was fighting with his wife Elin and she let him have it.

Thanksgiving nap, perfect storm theory

YouBetErasmus on November 25, 2009
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a roast turkey
Step aside turkey. There's a lot more behind that post-meal nap than tryptophan.

Spin.com: Radiohead Kinda Blow

YouBetErasmus on November 19, 2009
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Thom Yorke, Pencil drawing
Spin magazine's Chris Norris looks at Radiohead's career trajectory and apparently annoying penchant for serial innovation and theorizes: Radiohead kinda blow...

2010 Midterm Elections: How GOP can win

YouBetErasmus on November 11, 2009
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NJ Gov. Elect Chris Christie
Four lessons from 11/09 exit polling that could shape a GOP success in the midterms.

2010 Midterms: Dems will pick up seats

YouBetErasmus on November 10, 2009
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rush limbaugh, sarah palin, glenn beck and sean hannity mashup.
Pollster Peter Fenn says 2010 will not be your average midterm election. His theory: the GOP is doing exactly what minority parties should *not* do to win elections.

Sammy Sosa is bleaching his skin

YouBetErasmus on November 10, 2009
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Sammy Sosa with dark and white skin.
Baseball is abuzz with the new, much, much lighter Sammy Sosa.

The Chicago Bears are The Simpsons

YouBetErasmus on October 27, 2009
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Jay Cutler and Bart Simpson
Matt Lo Cascio of chicagonow.com theorizes there is a one-to-one match between the Bears and several

Why the Yankees Will Win it All in 2009

YouBetErasmus on October 7, 2009
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New York Yankees
The theory: they're the best-balanced team in baseball. Yankee hitting and pitching in game 1 definitely support the theory.

Dodgers take Cards: Perfect Storm Pffft

YouBetErasmus on October 7, 2009
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Chris Carpenter pitching to Manny Ramirez
Initially: the St Louis Cardinals and LA Dodgers series offered a perfect storm scenario: superior pitching against sub par offense. The theory doens't old if you don't score.

Why We Sleep: An Evolutionary Time Out

YouBetErasmus on October 1, 2009
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Salvador Dali's 'Sleep'
Forget cell repair and the nightly brain sort theories, the reason why and the way we sleep is tied more to our ecological niche than the body's need to 'fix' itself.

'Lost:' A Hurley Hallucination

YouBetErasmus on September 10, 2009
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Hurley, Lost
Forget about time travel and all of the other byzantine explanations of what's happening on 'Lost' and why. Hurley is dreaming the whole thing up from a room with padded wallpaper.

'Lost:' Jason Hunter's Time Loop Theory

YouBetErasmus on September 3, 2009
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the cast and logo of 'lost'.
The explanation for 'Lost' is Jason Hunter's Time Loop theory. But you have to see it to really get it.

Jessica Simpson Diagnosed

YouBetErasmus on September 3, 2009
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Jessica Simpson showing some skin.
A theory saying Simpson fits 8 of the 8 criteria of someone suffering from histrionic personality disorder.

Stewart & McCaughey = Cronkite & Vietnam

YouBetErasmus on August 21, 2009
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Jon Stewart and Walter Cronkite
Jon Stewart's 8/20/09 interview with Betsy McCaughey provided 2009's healthcare debate what Cronkite did to 1968's debate about Vietnam: a tipping point.

2012 Mayan Armageddon: Not Really

YouBetErasmus on August 19, 2009
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Mayan pyramid, 2012
Put the crystals away, calm that prana and keep contributing to your 401 (k): the 2012 world's-end theory is bogus...

Lost Vessel Arctic Ice: Loose Nukes

YouBetErasmus on August 17, 2009
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Russian merchant vessel Arctic Sea
Contraband shipping of illegal nuclear material out of Russia to an at-sea transfer. It almost went bad. That's why we know about it.

Leslie & Judd Apatow's Family Values

YouBetErasmus on August 11, 2009
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Seth Rogen, Leslie Mann, Adam Sandler
Once you put aside the weed and the potty mouth, Judd Apatow is making films for a new generation of social conservatives.

Lady Gaga is David Bowie, circa 1971

YouBetErasmus on August 10, 2009
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Lady Gaga and David Bowie as Ziggy Stardust
Bisexual, glam, theatrical to the nth, Andy Warhol-inspired and fashion-focused. Gaga is playing Ziggy's song.

Obama: Losing Healthcare's War of Words

YouBetErasmus on July 31, 2009
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Barack Obama
Tough tactics and new poll numbers support the theory that Obama's White House is losing the message war in the Healthcare debate.

Contador's Verbier Climb: Not Possible

YouBetErasmus on July 31, 2009
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Alberto Contador at the Conclusion of the Verbier climb in the 2009 Tour de France.
Alberto Contador made the fastest climb in Tour de France history. Greg LeMond says he couldn't have done it without drugs.

Senate Panel OK's Sotomayer

YouBetErasmus on July 28, 2009
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Judge Sonia Sotomayor before the Senate Judiciary Committee
Get ready for dueling judicial theories: Sonia Sotomayor's Judicial Minimalism vs. John Roberts' Judicial Restraint.

Elmendorf: the Economist as Talleyrand

YouBetErasmus on July 27, 2009
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Douglas J. Elmendorf as Talleyrand
CBO's Douglas Elemendorf's attempt to slam Orszag and simultaneously cover his butt.

Hair Part Theory

YouBetErasmus on July 24, 2009
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Former British Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher with a Swoopy Left Part Hairstyle, waving to the crow.
Want to know the secret to personalities and personal success? Use hair part theory. It worked for Margaret Thatcher.

Obama to Birthers: Born in the USA

YouBetErasmus on July 24, 2009
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A young Barack Obama and his mother.
Barack Obama was not born in the US. A theory debunked. Again.

AI: Church-Turing Theory

YouBetErasmus on July 17, 2009
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beautiful woman with robot arms
Want the building blocks of the human mind? (Or an iMac...) Try Church-Turing theory.

The Chinese Room and AI

YouBetErasmus on July 17, 2009
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JohnSearle, the Chinese Room
The Chinese Room is a thought experiment illustrating the limits of artificial intelligence developed by John Searle. The allegory illustrates how machines can only 'understand syntactically' and not understand semantically in the same way the human mind can.

The Butterfly Effect

YouBetErasmus on July 10, 2009
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a beautiful, colorful image of a fractal, representing chaos.
Dip your toes into chaos theory with this explanation of the Butterfly Effect

Obama and Mayara Tavares: 2 Theories

YouBetErasmus on July 10, 2009
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Obama, Mayara Tavares and Nicolas Sarkozy
One theory says Obama is checking out Tavares' tookus. Another says go to the video tape.

Palin: Narcissistic Personality Disorder

YouBetErasmus on July 6, 2009
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Sarah Palin Going Rogue image
Palin's book 'Going Rogue' settles the dispute. Palin meets 8 of the 9 criteria of Narcissistic Personality Disorder.

Beating Goliath with a Full Court Press

YouBetErasmus on July 2, 2009
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Shaquille ONeal
If you're facing a center named Goliath, use full court press basketball theory.

Federer, Murray and 'Slow Wimbledon'

YouBetErasmus on July 2, 2009
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Wimbledon icon
Which game wins at Wimbledon in 2009? Serve and volley or baseline? Slow Wimbledon theory says it's all about the baseline.

Wimbledon Winner: Narrow Eye Theory

YouBetErasmus on July 2, 2009
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Roger Federer slamming the ball.
Want to know who will win Wimbledon? Consult the 'narrow eye' theory.

The Ricci Case and Sonia Sotomayer

YouBetErasmus on June 30, 2009
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Hartford firefighters with their lawyer after the Supreme Court ruled they were discriminated against because they are white.
In Ricci vs. Stefano, the Supreme Court whacks Sonia Sotomayer's 'judicial minimalism' theory by overruling her earlier decision.

4 Favorite Theories about North Korea

YouBetErasmus on June 8, 2009
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Kim Jong Il, Economist Cover
Will a strike occur? Is Kim Il Jong dead or alive? Plus the potential role of autuer theory in North Korean diplomatic relations.

6 Theories Behind Allergies

YouBetErasmus on June 6, 2009
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Lady sneezing with a kleenex.
Too much dairy? Too clean? Learn the source of the sneeze.

Tiller's 'Lone Gunman' wasn't so alone

YouBetErasmus on June 4, 2009
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Abortion rights activist George Tiller, dead on a stretcher after being murdered.
Scott Roeder wasn't the only triggerman in the death of Dr. George Tiller