Who knew the lowly hot dog would be elevated to matchmaking status? Jillian Harris (2009 Bachelor contestant-turned-Bachelorette) posed a theory that a man's favorite hot dog condiment reveal who he really is as a person.( Get her original theory on theorypedia here.)
Her theory involves only being able to choose one topping. If it's ketchup, then the guy is all-American. If sauerkraut is the choice, then he's a bad boy. Onions represent a guy who will never marry, while all women want the mustard dude.
As Bachelor contestant, this is as far as Jillian got in her theory - four condiments, four types or men.
As Bachelorette, however, she needed a few more condiments to really size up some of these guys. The missing condiments are often regional toppings that really nail the inner man.
Here are the lost condiments: (Disclaimer: not all condiments are available in every part of the country)
1) A chili guy is one hiding something.
Wes slathered his Texas chili all over the hot dog. Can't
see the real dog for what it really is.
2) A (cole) slaw guy is perfect in every way.
A final nod to Jake who elevated the southern-style vinegar
slaw to a new level. Just the right amount adds zest and balance
with nothing else needed. What's wrong with perfect?
3) A neon green relish (with a sesame seed bun) guy is the
one you think you want, only to find out you are wrong. Very
wrong.
Ed seemed to stand out like his beloved Chicago relish, only
to find out he's scattering his seeds a little too wide.
4) A Philly cheese guy is the guy you shouldn't let get
away.
Reid's cheese denotes a gotta-have-it mixed with hiding
his true feelings. This makes this type confusing unless you give
it a second try.
Get More...
* http://realitytvmagazine.sheknows.com/blog/2009/06/08/the-bachelorette-jillian-harris-discusses-men-and-hot-dogs/
* http://loop48.com/bump/jillian-harris-hot-dog-theory-of-men/
* http://jerseygirlgenius.typepad.com/musings/2009/03/the-hot-dog-theory-spreads-like-buttah.html
* http://www.yourtango.com/20098926/the-hot-dog-theory-of-men
* http://astrology.yahoo.com/channel/sex/the-hot-dog-theory-of-man-345340/
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